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Join Lindsey and Leah as they discuss their sweet, sexy, awkward first times with some of the best and worst that Hollywood has to offer. Each week one virgin pops her movie cherry on a film selected by the other. WARNING: Podcast does not contain actual virgins.
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Wednesday Aug 19, 2020
Wednesday Aug 19, 2020
Lindsey introduced Leah to another MCU film, and Leah's mind was opened and suddenly all those memes made sense! We get into the importance of Zeppelin's Immigrant Song to this film (and to Lindsey), our love for Taika Waititi, the badassery of Tessa Thompson, and how adorable it is that Sir Anthony Hopkins reprises his role from Legends of the Fall in this movie. Tangents include ringtones, if we could crush 6,000 calories in a day, and who wins in the battle of the Fitbit sleep scores. Sun's going down… Sun's going down…
Wednesday Aug 12, 2020
Wednesday Aug 12, 2020
If you love the Beatles (like Leah), you'll love this movie (unlike Lindsey). 2019's Yesterday is the story of a struggling musician who wakes up in a world where the Beatles don't exist. We discuss all the things, including: Would the Beatles' music resonate today or are we too obsessed with K-pop? Is the love story shoved into this film like a fat guy in a little coat? What celebrity would you let into your house if they just showed up? And is that Ed Sheeran GOT cameo when the show jumped the shark? Play Summer Song!
Wednesday Aug 05, 2020
Wednesday Aug 05, 2020
It's The Big Chill for our generation! We watched 2004's Without a Paddle, starring darlings of the silver screen Matthew Lillard, Seth Green, and Dax Shepard. And we did talk about the movie, but we also got a little sidetracked with memories of picking out VHS at the video store, adoration for Allison "West Wing" Janney, bird people (Lindsey's kind) vs cat people (Leah's ilk), Krav Maga drills, and our teeny tiny obsession with Dax Shepard's podcast Armchair Expert (if you're not listening, get on it!).
Wednesday Jul 29, 2020
Wednesday Jul 29, 2020
It's a hero's journey! Lindsey and Leah share their feelings and fears about 2004's stoner comedy Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle. Basically, it's all animal semen and marijuana and battle shits. Leah reveals why White Castle burger patties have holes in them (trade secrets!), and Lindsey shares the story of the one and only time a guy told her she had a nice ass (so sweet!).
Tuesday Jul 28, 2020
Tuesday Jul 28, 2020
Elisabeth Moss for the FUCKING win. As we discuss our first times with Shirley (2020), we get into the madness of playing the happy little housewife, how the film inspired Lindsey to write (!), our utter adoration of Shirley and Stanley's relationship (hot lips emoji), and how it feels to be a woman who speaks the fuck up (knife emoji).
Wednesday Jul 22, 2020
Wednesday Jul 22, 2020
Horror. Absurity. TEETH. We break down our first times with this film about a young woman who has an impressive case of vagina dentata (ie, a toothed vagina). Get comfy 'cause it's about to get really uncomfy as we talk about vag and peen and female bodies and first-time fantasies and sex ed and visits to the OBGYN and the pure power of the pussy.
Wednesday Jun 17, 2020
Wednesday Jun 17, 2020
Our queen Melissa Powers joined us to discuss this dreamy horror-action romp starring Nic Cage. Mandy is so many things: sweet romance, culty drama, death, destruction, demon-drug bikers from hell. Not to mention the CHEDDAR GOBLIN! The film is weirdly sexual, so the conversation gets weirdly sexual. We dug it.
Wednesday Jun 10, 2020
Wednesday Jun 10, 2020
In which Lindsey both learns Leah a few tidbits about Beta Israel and confesses that she can't tell time. Why are we here? What are we doing? Can Chris Evans only play the good guy? Tangents include gross-out sports injuries, if we could 127 Hours ourselves out of a bad situation, and the location of Lindsey's true north (hint: it's Leah).
Wednesday Jun 03, 2020
Wednesday Jun 03, 2020
Shit gets weird and culty AF in this 2016 horror-thriller starring Logan Marshall-Green (wearing the shit out of the beard!), Tammy Blanchard (wearing the shit out of that white dress!), and Michiel Huisman (XOXOXO). And Lindsey actually liked it. She liked a movie that Leah picked. She said it disturbed her. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!?
Tuesday May 26, 2020
Tuesday May 26, 2020
Lindsey offers up to Leah Denis Villeneuve's Prisoners so that together they may suckle at the teats of pain. Nursing on that agony milk! Hugh Jackman is hugely jacked, sweet Jakey G plays the dark detective who always gets his man, Melissa Leo is terrifying and unrecognizable, and Viola Davis crushes as usual. And Paul Dano… whoa. Just whoa. There's a lot to unpack with this one, including a few boxes of venomous snakes.